Fifth-grader points finger in gun-like fashion; gets suspended from school. “Level 2 Lookalike Firearm” sure sounds a whole lot less idiotic than “pointing your index finger and thumb”. Public education is on the ropes in this country not because we aren’t spending enough money on it, but because the lion’s share of it goes toward…
Category: idiots.
turns out I’m a fraud.
Did you know that I have rigged Amazon’s review system to sell my mediocre, derivative novel, and that I’m taking money from other authors that actually deserve those reviews and sales? Yeah, that’s why the novella still isn’t finished. I spent all my writing time making seven hundred sock puppet accounts to game Amazon’s review…
the government shutdown diaries.
Tuesday: Day One of the government shutdown. Park rangers are furloughed. The fires from the grizzly bear riots are painting the night sky over Yellowstone bright orange. Bald eagles are ditching their tracking collars and skipping the country. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END *** Wednesday: Day Two of the government shutdown. They have begun to…
yes, but how is his therapy going?
On court-sanctioned liberty from prison, a convicted rapist in Switzerland killed the therapist who was accompanying him to reintegration therapy, fled the country, and was eventually captured by German police just across the Polish border a few days later. Let’s see where the Swiss court system could have possibly gone wrong, and play “spot the…
i’m all out of weiner jokes, and so is new york city.
This just in: Carlos Danger will not be the mayor of New York City. I doubt it’s going to keep him from trying to shoulder his way back to the public trough in the future. People like Weiner or Eliot Spitzer don’t really have any other qualifications or employment prospects. I mean, would you hire…
this person’s vote cancels out yours.
And this is why we don’t ever read comment sections at YouTube or CNN or pretty much any news site on the Interwebs: I think currency is the root of all evil. Take away all the inequality and government interference laws like drug and prostitution,etc etc then you take away any reason to commit a…
a thrill before dying.
Teenage flight student steals plane for a joyride with two buddies, crashes same, and kills everyone on board. That’s some stunning overconfidence right there. Doesn’t even have his pilot license, has only flown a single-engine Cessna a few times, and takes a twin out at night in IFR conditions, with predictable results. He may have…
careful, your mascara is running.
I avoided looking at the display model iPhones on the way in, and averted my gaze from everyone elses iPhones. I wanted to enrich the experience of opening my own iPhone 5, and make it more special than it already would be… You know you’re a pampered, entitled little whiner when you go to buy…
betcha he was wearing flip-flops and oakleys, too.
Dumbass of the Month award goes to this guy, who taped himself going 180+ MPH on a busy Canadian highway on a motorcycle. Runner up is the dumbworm who made this comment on the CNN intertubes site: “Aaah…how, exactly, was a guy on a motorcycle going to kill anyone? Most likely case: he crashes into…