So I found myself at the K-Marts yesterday to procure some kid shoes and some mothereffin’ Cold Water Tide laundry detergent LIKE A BOSS, when I walked past a life-sized poster display of THIS:
And I swear to you, my first thought was “It’s official. We’re living in the Fifth Element future.”
Was it supposed to be an advertisement for the clothing?
I’ll be damned – there are actually K-Mart stores left alive in the wild?!
I guess K-Mart is actually trying to change their image.
— Instead of the blue- light special we get….. and I personally approve of this change
Are you a burned out space fighter pilot who now (badly) flys a taxi and quips oneliners? If not, you do not fully qualify for personal Milla Jovovich presentation.
Can’t find “Like” button.
If so, then I call foul. Where is my personal Milla Jovovich???